So this is where I sell myself. Ok, well I'll deviate from the norm and try to make you laugh instead with a few things I've been known to say. But officer, I wasn't driving erratically, I was merely changing lanes often b/c they weren't going fast enough. Let's try to make it to the office on time today (one of my favorites) Seriously though. I'm a confidant, cheeky, intelligent woman who can fish, roast chicken, give a massage, hold her own at the pool hall, swim the butterfly stroke, dance sexy, sew, play golf, smoke a cigar, throw a clean spiral, knows what a turnover is and cook in the kitchen. (and the bedroom) I'm looking for a guy who is going to take care of me. I enjoy traveling, but I don't need to be tripping the light fantastic all the time. However, if you are a homebody, you may want to keep clicking. Happy Hunting.