I love to see people laugh, except when they point at my clothing while doing so. (Don't understand what the problem could be, I only shop at the finest Walmarts!) I am well educated, intelligent, and a southern gentleman who treats women with respect. Other than humor, my interests include mountain hiking (especially in the Rockies), fishing (bass tremble at the sound of my name!), cooking (especially spicy dishes), and reading (all kinds). I keep up with history & politics, too, and have a special interest in philosophical questions. For instance, why is there something rather than nothing? Is it possible to find absolute truth? Is the universe random or designed? And, most urgent of all, where the heck did I leave the remote? A caring guy by nature, I seek a long term relationship with someone who could genuinely care for me too. Oh yeah, Please do NOT contact me if you smoke, do drugs, or binge drink!