I am the greatest! I am the smartest. I am the most sensitive. I am the strongest. I take down guys twice my size for fun! I am the most versatile, cultural, interesting person alive. I am also the funniest breathing human on the planet, and refuse to ever settle for mediocrity. I sing and dance like J.T. I throw a 95mph fast ball. I dunk. I snow board, wind surf, free-dive, and ski like Glen Plake. I LOVE to cuddle. I am giving, thoughtful, compassionate, and generous beyond wild imagination. I am patient and gentle, but able to be wild and forceful upon request. I can dress black tie for a night on the town, or sit fireside with a good movie and a glass of wine. I am sliced bread! I want to find the perfect woman and immediately begin a long passionate love affair that seamlessly becomes the perfect marriage and leads to the perfect life. Well, most of that is crap, but I am a great guy who is interested in meeting a great woman to share some of life's good times and fun activities with.