I am looking for a confidant to help manage my global business operations. I am a hard charger and like to call the shots. The lucky lady who becomes my confidant will have UNLIMITED access to my funds. The successful candidate must possess the following attributes. - You must have a college degree - You must be calm (NO drama Queens! ) - You must be affectionate & submissive - You must be skilled in the arts & music, -- You must enjoy cuisine & fashion - You must enjoy square dancing - You must have NO tattoos or piercings - You must not have any stange habits - You must not have an EX anything! - You must not smoke or chew tobacco - You must pass an AIDS / STD test - You must have basic computer skills - You must enjoy skydiving and rock climbing - You must be a hard worker, 60+ hrs weekly - You must pass an FBI background check - You must pass a psychological exam - You must have a valid passport - You must not be subject to sea sickness - You must enjoy shopping and dress well - You must be a skilled lover - you must have a favorable credit score - You must be refined and demure That s it. Those are the requirements. Do you measure up? Please don t email saying things like, are you kidding me? Or nobody can be all that! Or who cares about that, do you meet my requirements? Frankly I don t care, I call the shots. Ladies, I am well aware that these stringent requirements are difficult to meet and I may make some exceptions for those ladies who attract my attention. Please let me know in no less that 100 words why you think you would be the right person for this exclusive position. Good luck to all, Cheers. FLASH UPDATE: I spend 80% of my time on my private yacht or island to conduct my business. DO NOT email saying you don't like the ocean or water since I do all my business in international waters for tax purposes. I will answer ALL emails. Cheers!