I am looking for someone to have fun with. Good, clean fun. If you can make me laugh, you are halfway to my heart. I do not sweat the small stuff. If it truly won't matter in five years, I don't let it bother me today. I am thin, quirky, funny and employed. I do not possess fake blond hair or large breasts and I have no intention of changing my appearance anytime soon to please someone other than myself. I like who I see in the mirror just fine. I like traveling, comedy clubs, anything outdoors, swimming, and stealing ketchup packets from fast food restaurants. I absolutely love to cook. I hate potatoes. Any kind of potatoes. Please don't ask me why - I don't know. I have three beautiful grown children. Any imperfections they have come from their fathers side of the family. If your last date hasn't been seen or heard from in five months, and you have cut up pieces of meat in your freezer labeled mystery stew, please do not contact me.