I'm the kind of guy that has a hard time writing profiles about himself. I think a good sunburn is necessary on occasion to maintain sanity. I am captivated by how incredibly short-sighted people can be when given the chance to do something memorable. This is why I find reality television completely watchable. I find the best way to get over being embarrassed about something is to embrace it (see above: reality TV). In that vein my college friends used to call me "Mr. Cuddles." I once worked for a beach game and toy manufacturer in their development department. I was only lured away by an offer I couldn't resist to start up an internet company with some friends I got burnt out from the years of hard work, and I just retired in order to travel the world and find my true love. Seriously, I'm a lawyer with aspirations to continue to do things I enjoy. Where do I see myself in five years? Glad you asked. In five years, I'll be working hard leaving enough time to travel and enjoy the beach in our backyard.